Little Town | Air Marshal Landing
I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh
THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES
"Reclining chairs are the number one cause of accidental ferret death"
"You’re Like A Taxi" by Showbread is one of the best songs ever.
And offer to wash my feet as I offer to disobey you
Your beauty does bereave me, and how my words do fail
So faithfully and dutifully I award you with betrayal
|—||Showbread, “Matthias Replaces Judas” (via ntscott)|
this is what i was talking about
My favorite ad on TV right now…
"He has a phaser!"
"He can use his voice to control the tv." "You can use your woice?" "My voice." "Your woice.." "My voice." "V-voice…" "His voice." "Your woice?"
Finally found the full length
there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of picturesplease can this be a thing PLEASE
Do you not have gap years?
What the fuck is a gap year??
YOU DO NOT HAVE GAP YEARS I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU
in America you are expected to go straight from high school to college
This needs to be a thing
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
The fact that both you and your father speak Klingon fluently and use it in conversation is a level of parent-child bonding that I could never hope to achieve.